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Post by ¡SQUEEKERS! on Jan 12, 2010 15:02:03 GMT -5
"Wa-Wait! Dude. Hold on, you're not- Gah! Gimme!" "No way dude, leave it! LEAVE it! HEY!" "No! If you leave it like that, you're going to blow up the school."
... SMACK!
"If I wanted to blow up the school, we'd wouldn't be using my boxers." "...W-Why'd you hit me?"
Mike's eyes rolled as he stared at his counterpart. His bright pink and red heart boxers were stapled to the fake grass, and blowing lightly in the wind. And his friend was somewhere between laughing his ass off and crying. It wasn't like he had hit him that hard... Really.
"Because you insulted my boxers." Mike stuck out his tongue and went back to work attaching several wires to different parts of the round cylinder. Unfortunately, Sam had thought it'd be hilarious to use all green wires, so hooking the damn thing up was proving to be more difficult then necessary. Sam on the other hand kept trying to shove him out of the way and hook it up himself.
Which was a no-no.
"I wasn't insulting your boxers, I was insulting you. Now shove off so I can have a go at it." Again, Sam pushed at his friend's shoulder, yet only managed to make him lean to the side, and not much else. He heard Mike growl something but choose to ignore him. "NO!"
Then, a flash.
"Oh..." "...Shiz."
The smell of smoke, fried plastic and dying hearts filled the air around them, and the two of them, moving as if this had happened before, scrambled and stumbled only a few feet away before.
KABOOM!
[/i][/center] Sam threw his arms over hi head, Mike throwing up his jacket for protection, and the little round cylinder they'd been messing with shot into the air. Black smoke filled the air, and a bright light flashed across the sky about a mile up. Then silence. And all around them small sparks of fire rained down. Slowly twirling and dancing on the wind before landing on the plastic grass. " We're so boned." [/blockquote][/blockquote][/size][/font]
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Post by Rai on Jan 12, 2010 15:40:59 GMT -5
"HOLY S***" Logan shouted running straigh for the football feild. Getiing there relatively fast he saw 2 guys covering their heads as a large amount of flaming stuff rained down on their heads. "Are you guys ok?" He asked his gruff voice reminiscent of a logger. "Lemme help you up." He said grabbing each of their shirts and picking them straight up off of the ground and standing em up on their feet. "I'm Logan." he said shooting a hand to each of them.
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Post by ¡SQUEEKERS! on Jan 12, 2010 15:57:38 GMT -5
"That" "Was" "AWESOME!"
Both of them were still slightly dazed and sprawled out on the grass, there was a hole in the ground a few feet away from them, and strips of heart covered boxers... EVERYWHERE. Sam&&Mike shared a glance before busting out in laughter. Their experiment hadn't turned out exactly as they were planning it to.
First of all they were constructing a robot. And it exploded. But hey, everyday was a new day to blow something up. And / or commit a felony of some sort.
That's why Brookshire was such a great place to live. No cops, unless you needed them, and the Headmaster didn't mind their constant explosions and potential broken bones. And Mike&&Sam were in the Nurses' office more often then any of the students. And their classes were usually full, considering they put fun over learning, and kids liked watching things blow-the-fawk-up.
Then they were suddenly on their feet. Blinking, the two looked up at the stranger, raised a brow, then started laughing again. They hadn't even heard him walk up, and they could barely hear each other laugh, they were partly deaf, and finding it to be the funniest thing ever. Taking a breath between guffaws, Mike glanced up at the new guy, watched his lips move, noticed the hand sticking out and shook it. "Hey, Morgan! Welcome! Welcome! DID YOU SEE THAT!?" There was still a large smile on his face, and although he heard the guy wrong, and was practically yelling at him, Mike took the guys hand and shook it.
Damn. He's strong.
Sam on the other hand, patted the guy on his shoulder, and with one eye closed as if it was irritated, he shifted his head to the side and "HUH!"-d rather loudly.
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Post by Rai on Jan 12, 2010 16:38:58 GMT -5
"Its Logan....wheres the nurse or Doctor or something?" He asked as he pointed towards the school. "If you can hear me walk." He said as he truned around and the remenants of the pink and red heart boxers landed on his head. "Whose are these?" He said and he crumpeled the underware up and held it up.
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Post by ¡SQUEEKERS! on Jan 12, 2010 17:14:49 GMT -5
Mike had his pinkie in his left ear, with his head bent to the side, and his hand beating against his right ear. That would work... Right? It seemed like a sensible thing to do. Y'know? Anyways, he was on one side of Logan, trying to clear the fuzz in his head, and Sam was on the other side trying to see clearly.
Black. Fuzzy. Black. Fuzzy. Black. Fuzzy. OMFG PURPLE HEARTS.
[/i] Sam did a random karate chop move at the air in front of him. While his left eye was showing him nothing but black, his right eye was at least showing him something, even if it was a fuzzy picture. Of course, he'd dealt with it before, and soon he'd be able to see clearly again. Mike usually went deaf, and he usually went partly deaf and partly blind, all the side effects of being close to a blast. You'd think by now he wouldn't be so surprised by it. By the piece of boxers that landed on his head, and made the purple heart fall in front of his fuzzy eye, caused him to freak. It's Morgan. Where's your purse and wallet?. . . " Dude! Are you trying to ROB us!" Over reaction from Mike. " We're not girls. We don't have purses!" He pointed a finger at Logan and then watched the piece of fabric land on his head. He heard Logan mumble something then twitched. " AHHH! PERVERT!" " Convert?" " PERVERT!" " Aliens!?" " HE LIKES LITTLE BOYS!" . . . " HE WANTS TO PLAY WITH TOYS?" Confused beyond belief, Sam tried to walk over to Mike to hear better, Mike ran towards Sam, and since one was freaking out, and the other one couldn't see, they both collided and ended up in a pile on the ground. [/blockquote][/blockquote][/size][/font]
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Post by Rai on Jan 12, 2010 19:21:14 GMT -5
"I'm not a pervert...and I don't like little boys.....what the hell is wrong with you people?" He said as he grabbed the 2 by the arm and once again picked them up. "WE ARE GOING TO THE SCHOOL DOCTOR!" He shouted in the pairs ears. "OK?" He shouted as he released the 2 and stepped back. As he began to walk he figured he'd have some fun with the 2 guys, and get rid of the underware ...by playing a game of slam the underware on the head of the next person to speak...
(I'm having an off day....sorry for the short posts....I lmao at all of your posts...)
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Post by KAKERU MIYAMOTO on Jan 19, 2010 18:47:21 GMT -5
From one room upstairs in the Boys Dorms, you could hear a loud thud, and what sounded like swearing in Italian. Then, a few doors down, a window opened, and a Half-Japanese teenager jumped out. Kakeru and Spinelli both heard the explosion, but reacted differently. Spinelli ducked for cover, then started swearing in Italian, whereas Kakeru decided to check out the source. As he fell, he used his power on the suit of chainmail he frequently wore, slowing the descent enough to not break any bones, or die, on impact.
After reaching the ground, Kakeru ran over to the site of the explosion, seeing the usual cause of explosions in this school, the Science teachers, Sam & Mike. Figures. Every time I hear a blast, these idgits are involved. Oh well, at least it keeps things lively. He walked up to Sam and Mike, whistling loudly to get their attention before speaking. He knew their hearing went horrible after explosions, due to a couple of classes, so he knew to yell. "ARE YOU GUYS OKAY? I HEARD BOOM, AND THEN I FIND YOU HERE! SHOULD I GET THE DOCTOR?" His tone was somewhat of a mix of apathy and melancholy, due to the fact that he was studying when the explosion happened, and he had just forgotten everything he'd read.
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