Post by ツ PEZZY on Jun 21, 2009 1:23:50 GMT -5
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Face Claim: Hugh Laurie
Font: Century Gothic
Dialogue Color: 280056
Voice:JesusSounds like Hugh Laurie.
Theme: "When You're Evil" by VoltaireHis soul is made of crap.But, he's a cynical, grumpy, maverick of a bastard.Greg's also the gay, duplicating robot.
[/font][/size]¡B A S I C![/center]
Name: Gregory Nathaniel Church
Nickname: Responds to any names directed to him.
Birth Place: Hell, Michigan. Google it.
Ethnicity: Scottish, British, German.
Age: 37
Birthday: June 25th, 1998
[/font][/size]¡D E S C R I P T I O N![/center]
Eye Color: Steely Blue
Hair Color: Ashy Black/Grey
Height: 6'2.5”
Weight: 145 lbs
Distinctive Marks / Scars: None
Tattoos / Piercings: He has a pinstripe-like tattoo on his right shoulder.Side Note:
Yep. This bio was meant as a joke at first because I thought it'd be funny to have him as a teacher. I decided to follow through with it because he's so kickass. Duh. His personality is going to be kinda the same, kinda different. A "milder version" of the House we all know and love. We'll see.Physical Description
Tall, average build. Greg's not exactly muscular, he's just...average. And grumpy. Years of track, cross country, lacrosse and football have made him rugged and quite strong. He doesn't like to wear formal clothing...at all. Unless the headmaster tells him to. Most of the time sneakers, jeans and a plain tee are what he wears around the building. Tall enough to loom over most people, he uses it to his advantage anytime he can. He has a talent/reputation for being able to change his voice, but it has nothing to do with his power. It's just a talent he was born with just so he could be funny/annoying/irritating. His facial expressions are also entertaining. >8|
[/font][/size]¡G E N E R A L![/center]
Main Language: Just English. He can speak with a British accent, though, all thanks to his father. Because of his studies in college, and the circumstances of his career, he has also learned to speak Latin.
Occupation: Teaches the Humanities class at Brookshire Academy.
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Personality Description:
Three words.
Cynical. Grumpy. Maverick.
All of 'em hit the nail on the head.
But, let's start with the bad side first.
Greg is an atheist, enjoying himself when he mocks his colleagues and his students who express any belief in religion. He does not believe in an afterlife because he finds it is better to believe that life "isn't just a test," and that it should be controlled by the person who's living it. He also likes to pick people apart, eventually figuring out their motives and pasts by inspecting their personalities and appearances. Unable to make decent friends because his cons outnumber his pros, he got over the fact very quickly and continues his behavior as an after-effect. He has horrible manners, and is quick to say "I don't like you. You're mean," to someone he hates. To make a note on that, he treats his colleagues as he does his students: without respect. The only person he is wary of is the headmaster. Other than that he speaks his mind freely, and doesn't care about any rules, even if they may jeapordize his career.
Enough of the bad, let's bring some light into the conversation.
Greg isn't exactly choosing sides here. He wants to be paid, and the money was fairly good here, so he decided to stay. He understands full well that he is supposed to be teaching the students once classes start again, but ignores the rules to an extent, which is only just before he crosses the line into unemployment. So, if a student won't listen to him, he'll bug the hell out of the kid until he gives. Because of this determination, it shows that Greg really isn't such a bad guy. That's if you look really hard, though. Not to mention that he's more like a little kid in the adults' world. Once he's set his goal on something, he'll behave like a 5 year old immature bastard towards everyone, and eventually things fall into place for him. However, he won't ruin a touching moment. That is unless it's too tempting for him and he can't resist.
(Example breakdown of his "good side")
So, there's a really sensitive kid in the front row of the class. Greg teases them unconditionally. Kid bursts out of the room angrily (or upset, it depends on the kid). The headmaster hears about it. What does Greg do? Greg sighs and tells him: "Do I haaaave to say sorry?" The headmaster gives him his special irritated glare. Greg then runs off to "apologize" to the kid. The kid throws a fit, but then Greg kinda just walks in, says "sorry" and slams the door shut, like he's "won" or something...Likes:- Impressing people
- Confuse others
- Making himself seem smarter
- Justice (believe it or not)
- Lying to people when he knows he can get off easy
- Getting what he wants
- Being in charge
- Women
- Pestering people
- Motorcycles
- Video games
- Procrastinating
- Beer
- Any liquorDislikes:- Actually having to help people
- Dealing with stupid people (he means everyone else on the planet)
- Little whiny brats
- Being lied to
- Being forced into being nice to other people
- Having to repeat what he says in class
- Having to put time and effortand loveinto his work
- Facebook requestsHobbies:- Facebook...?
- Going out to drink
- Part-time job as an evil god
- Playing games on his laptop
- Monster truck rallies
- Movies (preferably ones rated R)Fears:- Losing money
- Children
- Pansies
- People finding out that he can duplicate
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Ability:D D U U P P L L I I C C A A T T I I O O N N ! !
Not to mention, his observation skills are beast. Just so you know.
(This IS still House, right? Right.)
Strengths: Perfect for pranks, deception, strength in numbers and confuzzling people. The maximum amount of copies he can make of himself are around 25-30, depending on whether he feels up to it.
Weaknesses: Anything over thirty's going to make him woozy and he will eventually drop like a fly on the ground, exhausted. Uhm...keeping him entertained enough and in a better mood than "jerkface" is a good way to prevent him from losing his temper and unleashing the wrath of 10,000 Gregs.
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Greg was born in Hell. His family was filthy rich, and the house was really a mansion. Why did his famly choose to build it in Hell? Because it had started out as a joke, and they had the money to build it. His father always had a sense of humor, and his mother always knew when he was joking around.
As an only child, Greg's father and mother loved him dearly, but nagged him constantly when he was a child since he loved to play pranks and get into trouble. Despite their warnings, Greg continued to become more and more destructive as he aged. When his destructive level went up, his ring of friends didn't take long to be dissolved. In elementary school this kid was a pain in the neck. He was very smart, but that didn't make him the class nerd. He was more like the mad genius who's secretly plotting to destroy the world. He stayed like that ever since. Middle school was a bore to him, he thought it was just annoying. He took all the honors classes in eighth grade, and the History, English and Science APs in high school.
But that's when things got kooky.
One day, in the middle of waking up, Greg got up from out of his bed and looked back so see HIMSELF still in bed. He poked the other him, and saw that he was ALIVE. Because he was more of the "logical thinker," Greg kinda "thought" the other him away. It worked. He tried making him reappear. That worked too.
Over the course of the years that came to follow tahat...peculiar day, Greg practiced in secret, keeping this "duplicatory" problem from his parents and anyone who was still his friend.
By the time he finished high school he got his bachelor's degree in science. Later on, he went to the University of Phoenix to study Latin, Philosophy and some Psychology.
Then everything changed.
His father and mother died in a drunk driving accident, and with the death of his parents he had to find a new house. He decided to get out of Hell (the people there didn't like him anyway), and try moving to California. Nuh-uh. Too expensive. He decided to move to the south of there, and so he ended up in Brookshire. In all honesty, he wanted to save the inheritance money, buying a cheap home and gtting a steady job as a teacher. He could pay for the apartment he got with the inheritance until the day he died, but he wanted to be even richer than his parents were. With that said, Greg applied for the new position as the new Humanities teacher at Brookshire Academy, recieving a one-on-one interview with the Headmaster, who'd already (somehow) figured out about Greg's duplication powers. It wasn't a problem, and both Greg and Kato worked it out, so long as Greg didn't show off his army of Gregs.
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